Nope, I’d think it’s more like 50%. It’s a race.

No, you should feel a little bit bad about it.

It gives parents of young children less incentive to fly, and a 1-seat buffer for diaper bags/projectile baby-fluids.

+1 cup size

Good point.

They actually hose off Bourbon Street every weekend night.

They totally are, but they are kinda like school bus drivers. They seem crazy, but only because they’ve been driven there.

It was a butt-sex joke, everybody!

Obese is all relative, skinnieminnie

Right, hence the “Unless”.

Points ain’t free, bruh! If they are flying first class by points, they paid for them one way or another.

Yeah, that’s a reflection on the parents. Take a look at some of the off-the-handle responses from defiant parents in this comment section, and try to guess how many of them are Australian.

A parent that tries will always win my gratitude. I might even tell them “it’s okay”. I won’t mean it, but I’ll say it.

Some people with heart conditions can’t fly, so if they were to ever see family on the other side of the country, it’s either “don’t” or drive for multiple days, or... you know... fly.

It does seem odd to make one of the most disruptive kinds of passengers free.

Wrong

“you paid the same amount of money to be on that flight that they paid.”

Don’t be crazy. A pet carrier in the cargo area in the luggage bay works just fine.

The way I avoid flying with kids is by my wife’s IUD.

“And maybe let your little ones run around the gate area or food court to get some energy out.”