I feel bad for you, but as this is an offshoot of Gawker, I must ask; What Would Hulk Do?

Probably a Weimerdfldfnger...

Arizon... ites? Arizonianites do it right with hot dogs. Best hot dog of my eating career came from a hole-in-the-wall bar hidden in Sedona. There were potato chip crumbs involved... outside of that, I can’t remember. I might’ve blacked out.

“My fiancé puts mayonnaise on her hot dogs. How should I handle this situation?”

Bet you’re fun at parties.

Dogs and humans definitely started as a symbiotic relationship revolving around hunting for food.

Cat person!! Run away!!!

Yeah, I was scratching my head on that one. Carr seems to be coming along nicely.

Yeah, my reply to you was a joke as well.

As a straight white christian man, I’m tired of these lost opportunities.

Yup. I’m packing up, this wins.

What if I wanted to write for Jezebel?? Sexists.

I agree. The problem is that most prejudice is subconscious, so people end up “not being the best candidate” for inane reasons like too much melanin.

FWIW, I do prefer my IT person to be a male minority of any kind.

Shhhhh, sh sh sh sh sh...

Chip just had a nasty habit of beating the G-men.

*makes

I think I speak for all of us when I say; “how the hell do you pronounce his name?”

Plus a whole avocado, grains and berries? Unimpressed.

She was a cute 19 year old that inexplicably had a crush on me, so I found a way to keep my mouth shut and talk about it on the internet later.