I googled how much that is in American.

Because he’s fat.

No brains? Figured he’d eat brains.

Yeah, or Felicity. You’d be amazed what today’s youth calls “old”.

As a Giants fan, I’m still not sure where I land on Chip Kelly.

I was also born in 1986, and I know who Murphy Brown is because of a Family Guy reference.

My hope:

Every other d-bag in Philly will buy a color rush Eagles jersey. Are you writing this down? Write this down.

+1 goes to Captain Bird Knowledge.

Here come all of the Michigan Geographers to beat you back into your internet hole...

See heidingout’s comment, above.

“I have diarrhea, and yes... I’m ticklish” - Demetri Martin

I think most people would still tickle you. That kinda the point of the analogy.

Being offended my something is like telling someone you’re ticklish.

Snowflake is my favorite, I ain’t even mad!

I’m not really losing it, though. It’s just migrating to my shoulders.

Right now the wife’s all “Don’t shave it, you have a lumpy head”, one day I’m gonna be all:

I’ve got a version of the Brooklyn Douche, so I have to go once every 4 weeks or so. My hair also likes to stick straight out/up when it get into the in-between stage, so it looks best immediately post-clip.

Freak!!

Yeah, I’m curious too. I avoid it because I procrastinate with everything and like to stay consistent.