Good joke!

I’m trying to say it and I sound angry every time I say it. I also spit a lot. His girlfriend/wife probably calls him “cuddles” or something so she doesn’t sound angry all the time.

Damn you sir. I was gonna make this joke. But like Sam, my release was too slow.

I get where Bradford was coming from. I was so upset when my ex-girlfriend started dating that new guy, I was seriously considering not driving past her house six times a night.

My attention and efforts are focused on the participation in and preparation for a championship season:

I suspect the “being an idiot thing” had reared its ugly head before this incident. I hope this little Farve doesn’t keep him out of Yale.

“..all parties involved no longer desire prosecution.”

Well that’s good. I was worried he was gonna get shafted.

REPLACE them with dongs! Just a whole field of dongs in football helmets! (Which, for those curious about what that looks like, is also known as the ‘Washington Redskins’)

I am continually puzzled by the idea that people had sex in the past.

I remember being in like 9th grade and finding a friend’s mother’s yearbook.

all right which one of you prick lawyers got him off.

We are all dong teen

“I’m Spartacus.”

Patrick I believe you forgot to credit Hunter Osborn for the tip.

Very glad this teenaged-idiocy-laden incident will be the first result of anyone who googles this guy’s name until the end of time. That and the thousands of dollars of labor expended by public employees on this case seem wholly appropriate in comparison to I dunno, maybe an unpleasant trip to the principal’s office…

“Did you bring enough dong for the whole class?”

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?