I initially read the headline as ‘he’s just a slut’.

I think Michael Irvin is more concerned with rules on who’s holding.

I was cheering for the meteor.

Honestly, Smithers, why does Duke even bother? They barely won!

Sorry a gentle ribbing hurt you this much. Hopefully you father’s scotch and guaranteed six-figure job can allievate your pain.

Fair.

You are fantastic, Rom. Please never stop.

I sweat in my sleep, which can be the worst. It’s sweat from inactivity. All of my pillowcases die a yellow death.

This is a bit off topic but I think hockey coaches should have to wear full pads and helmet on the bench.

Gotta wear a black shirt if you sweat that much. Then you can be as slick as an orca and no one knows (until a player pats you on the back and a fine mist sprays the audience).

I am also a sweaty guy.* I understand what you are saying, but must be forced to disagree. Yes people will see you sweat. Yes you will be a sopping mess. But AT LEAST people won’t have to look at your nipples or chest hairs plastered against the inside of your shirt. If Sean miller was even a little more hairy, that…

Coaches should be stored in clear, glass tubes filled with mysterious light blue liquid. They should be completely nude except for a breathing mask for breathing and a voice amplifier for shouting. The coach tube tanks could be wheeled around by teens, tots, toddlers, and other child-like creatures belonging to team…

Ah yes, the summer wedding, the secret fear of all us sweaty men.

Imagine a think-piece about how certain athletes have attitude problems and are “thugs” slowly simmering in the reporter’s brain.

I was half-expecting the player to look like an ass before playing the video, as players are wont to do in press conferences.

You’re right, 21-year-olds are paragons of maturity. That’s why we don’t let them rent cars: too mature.

That look on his face! That thin veil of contempt! He’d be a Best Supporting Actor nomination lock if he was white.

This guy is my new favorite player.

You should never, as an NFL fan, let go of a grudge. I’m still mad about Charlie Taylor getting mugged by the Dolphins’ defense during Super Bowl VII. And I was only 1 year old at the time.

I knew you would be the first comment here. There wasn’t a doubt in my mind.