Symbolism.

kid was reading the deadspin (snark) comments section

“Too much male bonding for a basketball game” classifies as a homo joke now? Jesus fucking Christ. Everyone is looking for offenses everywhere.

+72 virgins

complete with 1,000 yard smile/stare

Slaps him on rear: “hey too bad we both play for D7 schools or that might have been embarrassing!”

I guess I’m gonna be the that guy, but that’s the chicken fight stance in a pool, not a piggyback ride.

Let’s all try to be more like Asa Cantwell on this Monday morning.

Alternatively, this was taken in Florida. That is his real deadbeat dad. He disregards his children who live in Ohio all, but one week a year. He figured that if the kid went home with bruises, his ex wife would file charges and he already has warrants.

As soon as I saw the photo, I only thought one thing...

“Damnit, Bobby.”

In life you can be one of two kinds of people. Some folks are like this yoked fucker here, saving the day with your massive guns. I’m the poor schmo behind him getting clocked in the love handle, jiggling eternally in the background of his highlight reel

Fuckin’ Ham Porter on his phone.

Zaaaaaaaap!

Okay, I gotta figure out if this follow thing is worth the effort or what it’s about. I think you may “get” me.

He just seems a little “festive”.

Eli was also taken aback when a team asked him to rate himself against former Giants DB Will Allen. But then it was explained to him that the combine is all about comparing Apples to Orangemen.

“The Falcons coach, one of the coaches, was like, ‘So do you like men?’ It was like the first thing he asked me. It was weird. I was just like, ‘no.’

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

Shutup, Tom.

I’m no fan of Tom Brady, but I don’t have an opinion to put here after that statement.