All right guys. Brace yourselves. The truth is, Hank dyed.

(Brew Crew Ball compiled the conspiracy’s main points on Monday, and pinpoints Hank’s death to June 30, 2014 1983, because the Brewers started sucking after then.)

I did a double take because as my device was reloading the lead photo from “Some Things That Probably Won’t Kill You In Hong Kong” flashed below the headline “Is Hank The Dog Dead?”

What’s it matter? Bad business is bad business. Had it been J.R. Sweezy the criticism would be identical from my standpoint. It was just stupid to call it due diligence. It’s intellectually lazy to jump to such racially motivated conclusions as the OP.

Way to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Doing one’s due diligence on a business deal would be doing online research to find the owner, calling him on the phone and setting up a meeting, not showing up unannounced and trying to get two females to let five males inside a shuttered business.

But that obviously…

What about that poor girl? Sitting there wondering to herself “is this guy the dumbest person I have ever met? How much more of a hint than let’s watch porn do I have to throw down?”

It always comes down to jury composition. Don't be naive.

/groans

The nerve of some peephole...

I love the way Thin Mints come in that convenient single serving sleeve.

* Once you’ve got that swagger, hit the street. You’re looking for middle-aged people with disposable income. You want suburban folks who’ve been knocked down in life, who’ve settled for running out the clock in an office chair after they gave up that dream of island-hopping the Caribbean. They’re gonna carry extra…

You got Savannah Smiles, Do-si-dos, Rah-Rah Raisins, Samoas, Trefoils, Tagalongs, and the fan favorite: Thin Mints.

The simple fact that you came here to point this out proves you’re just as much of an ass as the folks that might bitch. Street runs both ways, pal.

Whitey on the left ain’t impressed.

its like he is a human fainting goat....freezes up until the joke has passed him by

A snow thrower is typically a single stage machine that picks up snow and throws it out the chute in one motion. A snowblower is a two stage machine where the auger feeds the snow into the impeller which then blows the snow out the chute.

A snow thrower is typically a single stage machine that picks up snow and throws it out the chute in one motion. A…

It’ll have a proprietary plug

It’ll have a proprietary plug

Funny how so many around these same parts are (rightfully) vilifying the guy who videotaped Erin Andrews nude, but Deadspin has no problem fighting Hulk Hogan in court to defend their right to leak his sex tape.

That’s not an untrue statement. Its exactly how Heath Ledger dying was the best thing for the Dark Knight movie. Tragedy made them both more commercially viable and interesting. Look at all the people who got famous and still are for sex tapes, leaked or not. The problem is society and its love for ‘dirt’ Its why this…

My face is already quite punchable.