It’s like the Taliban saying “well look at Malala now.”

“Why not let the world be great?”

The drops are more significant in some positions than others—nowhere is it more precipitous than at quarterback

I was with you until the second part, c’mon you never had the urge to push that smartass and just walk away.

I think part of the reasoning behind advice like that is “Jealousy lulz, that’s only something unevolved people feel,” which is a pretty smarmy way to look at natural human emotional reactions.

I’m not telling my wife I’m attracted to anyone.

“Why A Nuclear Family Structure Isn’t All It’s Cracked Up to Be or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Secret Family”

Every time I read one of these relationship articles:

I pretty much gave up on the thought of having crushes on other women besides my wife once I realized that I’m already enough of a disappointment to one woman so why make it worse.

I very rarely toss my negative voice into the void of dumb internet bullshit, but this really ranks way the hell up there from a source I wouldn’t expect it. You keep using the word “crush” when you should be using “friend”. Yes, it’s true, people have friends of the opposite sex that they have no desire to bang. Holy…

Pro-tip. If you use condoms, that keeps it a “crush” and not “cheating”, I read that recently...

Really putting the “Adequate” in the blog between this and the cheating should be hidden from your spouse. Or did I miss that it’s Evil Week again?

I think it should be mandatory for everyone in a relationship to have a crush on someone with a lisp. Crushes are healthy and it’d be nice knowing that as attractive as someone else might be to your spouse or significant other, there’s no way in hell they’d ever be able to leave you for someone who struggles to say…

moreover, it’s FAR easier for a guy to have his dick and balls inside his shorts when he’s a kicker

Fun fact: in high school, Marshall Koehn was out on his family’s farm when he spotted a coyote peering out into a field full of grazing cattle. Marshall, from the other end of the large field, started at a full sprint at the exact same time as the coyote did, both racing toward a particularly weak calf that had…

.....Or it could be that they both copied Doctors Without Borders.

Not even the Egyptian desert is hotter than this take

they had to cut down all those trees to get the car in there to take the video

Russia constantly seems slightly fictional

Wait, is basic personal hygiene and grooming too much to ask for now? I’m about as low-maintenance as they come, but I guess I have to draw the line somewhere. I suppose that somewhere is expecting a fully grown adult man to be able to wash his hands and clean under his fingernails.