WILL IT KILL YOU? Haha, nope.

I want a wombat now. so I can use his square poops to make my own minecraft shit house.

IDK, I think the best part is that you have to find somebody to help remove the hanging platypus from you. But to each their own.

Can we start a comment thread where we post pictures of animals from Australia (and possibly not from Australia) and you tell us if they’re deadly? I’m gonna start:

That’s an awfully low bar in the post-steroid era.

Enjoy your next 0-0 soccer tie.

Little Goat cuts right to the chase. She’s got no time for kidding around.

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

Gyros for everyone!

I don’t know why but every so often a scene from Titanic pops into my head, the one where the ship has sunk and Kate Winslet is on her little raft and Leo’s frozen and dead and a rescue rowboat comes through and either Kate’s raft or the rowboat thunks against the frozen floating corpses and…I chuckle. I’ve never…

I’m just amused that Ashley’s goat challenge and kingwolf’s hentai picture have finally found each other

you are fun at parties

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

OH MY GOD I CAN FINALLY POST THIS PIC!!!!!!:

Depends. Would my sheep get jealous?

Aw, me and my bumpy vagina thank you (from a safe distance of course).

The problem below market at a certain point is that if you buy a ticket in a very premium location and pay a substantial amount of money. It’s not that we don’t want that fan to sell it, but that fan is sitting there having paid a substantial amount of money for a ticket and [another] fan picks it up for a…

Yeah, there's something Shady about all this

If your partner already fears the worst, fess up. You’ll cause them way more psychological anguish by denying that it happened. There’s nothing more tormenting that knowing something in your gut, but having your lover repeatedly deny it.

Secret-keeping proponents counter that confessing only serves to lessen your guilt by putting the weight on your partner’s shoulders—it’s selfish in a different kind of way.