Always some sort of drama happening with those Gilmour girls

I think it’s a race to the bottom at this point.

As a precaution, the Australian teams have been instructed to “row the other way”.

Athlete: I’d rather die than compete in these conditions.

On the plus side, this looks to be an unprecedented opportunity for the fledgling “hazmat suits painted like a country’s flag” industry.

starting with squeeze bottles of hand sanitizer that will be distributed on the flight to Brazil.

Why not both? A massage therapist for temporary relief and a PT to help craft long-term solutions.

This citizens’ initiative may save the Chargers if they can get enough signatures. Looks like it all hinges on which way the Rivers family decides to go.

I saw that block quote and was expecting a disgusting joke to follow but there was none and now I’m just sitting here disgusted with myself. So thanks for that.

See? This is what happens when you divert money from athletics to unnecessary programs like music and art!

Ugh. Thanks Obama.

Fun fact: Dreams of losing your teeth are actually your subconscious reminding you that you feel as though you are not in control of things in your own life.

Ditto. I have one grandma still alive but she’s a horrible human being.

Dude. Right?!?!?! I mourn the fact that I have no one like that in my life, probably just as much as she mourns her grandfather. Knowing the alternative only makes the cold hard reality even worse... most of my grandparents are/were damaged people and were never able to overcome it.

Wow, what an alarmist headline.

Just a reminder that when cleaning your guns the first thing you clean out of them is the bullets.

Josh Morgan: ::accidentally shoots self::

That is not what your name kinja name implies.

Come on, he was just trying to get around his safety.