He strikes me as the type of guy who simply loves the art of the deal.

As a Bears fan, I beg to differ.

Tomsula jokes will never be not funny.

I hope Robert got a better tip than the usual bellman got for delivering the bags....

Why must you turn this comment section into a house of lies?

Never let anyone tell you being famous doesn’t have its benefits.

Wouldn’t last long. McCoy would pull a hammy and then complain about Chip Kelly.

“Officer Hatfield was unavailable for comment.”

“See?” - Chip Kelly

“Most dives are fine.”

Coach Tomsula: Does anyone know how to get a mouse out of a vacuum cleaner motor? Just curious.

Ah, come on. That’s not that bad of a tweet. Cut the man some slacks.

I made this joke for the sole purpose of seeing how long it would take you, and only you, to get annoyed by it. Thanks.

O her was so forgettable in that game, he started dating George Michael Bluth.

Listen, you can’t have 50 luxury boxes AND functional turf. Corners had to be cut somewhere, and when you’re watching half a dozen players tear their ACL on a beautiful 62" 4k display, set in solid oak, from the comfort of a single source leather recliner, sipping pinot from the vineyard on the roof of Levis stadium,…

Looks like a madden glitch.

After it hits the floor, I like to furiously glare it for a few seconds.

People aren’t saying he was afraid, people are saying he quit. Which isn’t a new accusation for Newton, and a reputation he’s had since Auburn. When things are going well he’s all smiles, but once a game starts to slip away from him he just folds up and calls it a day.

Sometimes I’ll drop a bit of food and it’ll roll down my chest and bounce off the couch and then come to a rest on the carpet and my muscles will twitch like I’m gonna grab it before I forget about it but then I go slack and I keep eating the quesalupa because nothing matters.

“That bitch a boy” — Frank Clark, realizing he’d been swindled by yet another mail order puppy delivery service