I think it’s sweet that the NFL gave Carson’s mom a vote.

That being said, I so thoroughly enjoyed watching Sean Taylor light him up when he played in Dallas and Philly.

It’s tough to prove Harrison’s shot though.

Truly the Oscar and Felix of the jungle

Exactly what I thought of when I read that statement.

You really think a supervisor made it?

The Burmese 8-year-old who made those shoes should be fired.

Every champion must have the Bare Necessities.

+1 Bear Necessity

The most exciting thing about tomorrow’s Superb Owl: Avoiding Jimbo Sims & Pheeel Nantz nails-on-blackboarding my brain by watching the livestream on ESPN Deportes. GOOOOOOAAAALLLL!

What time does the Super Bowl start?

>as soon as you make a dick, they scream and shout and fight
k.

So the two employees aren’t named for confidential reasons? Tasty irony.

Are they hot?

Sure. Somebody’s gotta explain the game to the straight women.

Agreed. Much of this could be just as easily categorized as “marketers can’t stop pandering to people.”

Jesus. I’m amazed this needs to be said. Are you a woman and already a fan of the NFL? This isn’t for you. This is all about marketing the NFL to the fan with a casual/low interest in the NFL.

Never mind. I got it. One plays the other. I go with Eli.

Not all do. Example given...Eli Manning.