Looks like a man who saw himself peak, and is looking at the rest of his life as a downhill coast.

You’ve obviously never met someone from the Main Line.

Hey Deadspin.

Okay, sign me up. I’ll even throw in a granola bar.

Too bad they are clothing the impoverished. It’s just not fair.

Aw you sittin by yawsewf in meedings agahn?

AKA, Eastern Shore. I think the “Lower Dip” is actually the Walmart spokesperson here.

I just can’t stop looking at that...

So... What about infidelity, lying, and deceiving your significant other?

Oh, okay, that makes sense. I applaud your openness. While I’m comfortably above the penile average, I don’t think I’d have the balls. I admire that about you.

I’m not confused by your point, im confused by a feminist chillin’ on small penis anxiety boards, presumably to offer support. Doesn't fit the stereotype.

Wouldn’t she then be comparing us to past lovers, something we get our peckers smacked for doing to her?

I'm so confused by you, but I agree with your message

And this is coming from a sex therapist!

The really scary thing is the article is being written by a sex therapist. Imagine the damage that could be inflicted on the sensitive male psyche when these motives are assumed?

You are male, your feelings have no place here.

It’s called “water ice”, and no, it doesn’t have to make sense.

This is a cultural thing. There’s a ton of pressure on a man to perform, have the right sized genitals, and be a good lover. Some guys project this pressure onto their partners, which ironically makes everything worse.

Not me. I gets mine, I goes to sleep.

They usually take every opportunity to crap on Philadelphia, though.