Ghost-Bear vs Chimera. If only Stephen Colbert was a sports analyst.

You’re going off of deadspin/media narrative for your average Philly fan. To educate yourself, google EDP445 for a true depiction of your average Philly sports fan.

I was in London, and accidentally wandered onto a red-carpet event for a low budget british crap-tv-drama network. I noticed because boxes of equipment were everywhere and cameras started flashing.

No formal list here, but my wife has a weird thing for Will Arnett, and I’d probably end up picking celebrities I would enjoy humiliating with my pale, slightly fuzzy and soft around the edges body the next morning.

Namely: none of them.

I know, the was Shindler “befriended” all of those people and was secretly harboring enemies of the state behind their backs. Shameful.

They’d have some supervisor clocking you at all times, making sure you’re giving them their full 8 hours. Even if you get in and out in like 20 minutes, you’re facing “Bob” when you get back to Amazon HQ.

She said it would only work if it was exclusive to you.

Yeah until Putin pops up and punches Obama in the dick, then *poofs* away giggling.

Killgrave still got his, but he really did have some fun first...

I really hope you could teleport stuff with you. If not, you’re just popping up places naked.

Amazon could hire you to deliver packages. Doesn’t that sound fun?

You’d freeze up or your eyeballs would crust off by the time you go fast enough to make it a super power worth choosing.

Why do I get the feeling that this is another technology that will be rapidly pushed forward by the pornography business?

Exactly what I thought. I think I was 28 when I saw it, too. Cried like a little baby.

“Right, and then Donald Trump when the pendulum swung back.”

Thank you.

Pretty sure it was the Soviets that were about to catch Uncle Adolf.

I was a joke/hypothetical situation.

I'd add Katie Holmes to the well known ex-scilons. Such a strange cult.