It’s because you’re rejecting their decision for yourself.

They don’t, but she’s undecided and doesn’t make decisions in a bubble.

It sounds like your would-be co-parent would have quite a bit of work to do during your pregnancy. (wink)

I’m waiting for us to become so open and forward thinking that it’s normal to share thee same first name and keep our last names in tact.

I like to think of a situation where a hyphened young lady marries and adds a third name to the mix. Think Marie Smith-Jones-Brown.

There are way more than that. Shame about Elizabeth Moss, I like her.

Wait... this is a news outlet.

The reaction to Bin Laden’s death was mostly joy with the nagging conspiracy theories flying around like gnats.

You’re not fooling anyone, “Mike” Tomsula.

I wonder what the internet’s reaction would’ve been for Adolf Hitler’s demise.

Johnny Unitas.

It’s not just the veteran QB in front of you, it’s the time with the coaches and the time spent learning the playbook and working on your mechanics.

I really want the Broncos to win a Superbowl with Sanchez purely for the devastating effect it would have on Philadelphia.

The Gollum one?

God, me too. I've resorted to mattress and pillow protectors, but their water proof nature hurts their ability to breath, so I end up even sweatier.

I call it my “racing stripe”.

The yellow collar ring.

Likely a kid by comparison

“Everybody, call me ‘Will’” - William Belichick.

Because of Flacco’s eyebrows. Ha.