Matthis was born for the age of social media for pro athletes.

Seriously, I’ll stick to my proper and civilized FOOTBAW!

That’s really a shame, no one should be made to feel that way.

That’s what catholic school will do to you.

The hair-gel in the water covers up most of the unsavory smells.

When I was a punk kid, I threw a stink bomb at a life-guard’s booth at the Jersey Shore. The stink bomb was very light, and was caught up in the wind (read, I made a bad throw) and I beaned him in the back with it.

She’d know best, I guess.

Fair enough. I concede.

Here’s the thing:

Disney without kids has to be they ONLY way anyone could possible enjoy themselves.

Brad,

Jones: “Where the hell am I now?”

What’s that face, though?

What’s that face, though?

You can buy tea tree toothpicks on amazon. I’d say the bigger risk is swallowing one.

I’m so glad I’m not the only scumbag that does this.

Tea Tree = the way to go.

A guy I worked with decided that fancy dipshit toothpicks was going to be his new thing, and man oh man... they are addictive after a meal. I kept hitting him up for toothpicks until I added them to my amazon cart and never bought them.

Donald Trump is crazy and him possibly becoming the president is scary. I’m tired of it being shoehorned into every DS article and comment section.

You’re being generous.

Those ones are usually jumpers.