That’s what I was thinking. Like... have the designers ever been to the DC area? They make this look like freakin Hawaii.

Hey, the moat actually might thin out the skins fans for us. Imagine how many bloated bodies they’d have to fish out of there?

Yeah. (Hangs head in shame)

Wait... When did that happen? I’ll just stick to calling my fath in law a “Sioux-savage”. This is getting confused.

As a Giants fan, I must insist that teams stop giving Howie Roseman stuff for players he wants to cut.

Sprinkle some hot sauce on that mofo and you’re in bidniss.

Republican support on adequateman is illegal.

Adrian Peterson.

That’s all well and good, but if I set my alarm for 20 minutes, I’ll lay there thinking about falling asleep for 20 minutes.

Don’t bring your high-brow pizza judgery in here!

Case by case, I’m sure there are some cheap spot-welded handles out there that have the tenancy to break, but there are also cheap riveted handles out there that come loose, rattle, and collect bacteria.

Case by case, I’m sure there are some cheap spot-welded handles out there that have the tenancy to break, but there…

Welded handles are best.

Welded handles are best.

Before this season, I always pictured him as an old, grey haired jewish guy. Turns out he’s a young, black haired jewish guy.

For $100, I’d kinda prefer it to not have handle rivets on the inside of the pan.

For $100, I’d kinda prefer it to not have handle rivets on the inside of the pan.

Don’t be crazy. They could never win a Superbowl.

Albert Haynesworth head-steppin’.

Yeah, I'm talking engineering, though. It was inappropriate in the specific situation.

Thanks for the free advice. I did, about a year and a half ago.

Depends on how much furniture it comes with.

I don’t think it’s ever intended that way, though. Like, if I was to say that to a Muslim man, I wouldn’t mean “You’re just like anybody else, no one looks at you strangely in a airport”, what it means is “I’m not going to assume you’re sandals are about to explode, because you’re just a freaking person in a crazy…