I’m just saying, I’m pretty sure I’ve been passed over for a promotion because I don’t golf. Never have. I come from a poor family of non-golfers. The only culture is money, my friend(?).

Not when I say it. I guess we’re all the same, though. All of us white people have the same upbringing, viewpoints, advantages in life.

What if I’m of Russian descent? You just assume I’m European? I’m Asian American, MFer!

I think I just pulled a muscle rolling my eyes.

Better than the article.

Yeah, that’s a stretch. I think it’s more of a way of saying “I don’t prejudge you based on stupid stereotypes, and I understand that a lot of pain is caused by people that do”.

No, Cochise.

My wife is part Sioux. I married her so that if we reproduce, I can thin out the blood line a little more.

What I don’t like is that the writer told me I don’t have black friends, when, in fact, I do. Why does my friend Brandon, who I grew up with, not like me anymore? Because I’m white? God, I’m so racist.

“Here’s the thing: Most black people love being black. Likewise, Asians love being Asian, and Latinos love being Latino. We wouldn’t want to be anything else. No one wants their cultural identity ignored; they just want it respected and placed into the proper, respectful context.”

I hope everyone gets this joke. I really, really do.

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I guess that got... Messi...

I get it.

Oh, now I get what you’re saying.

From the intergoogle: “The phrase dates back to Shakespeare in The Taming of the Shrew, though oddly the variant all of the sudden was in print six years before Shakespeare.”

Why does Osweiler look like Robert Pattinson all of the sudden?

The homophobia police are getting to be just as touchy as the African Americans.

Like, a curly one?

Fan fiction on a Deadspin post. Love it.