Well, obviously some don’t, but I’d say this guy does...he says he’d wait for the vaccines!

I mean, that’s the opposite of what he said in his op-ed:

There will definitely be nods to Woody in there. Perhaps Pinocchio will get a snake in his boot and it will cut to Gepetto looking straight into the camera and winking. In the theaters, half the audience is nearly finished fastening their nooses while the other half dangles from the rafters.

That was my thought also - perhaps this FF will be refugees/explorers from another universe that has been destroyed, aligning with whatever multiversal threat Marvel has in mind for the culmination of the next era of the MCU.

Yes. Yes, we should.

Poor Jake Loyld is crying tonight 

First movie inspired?

Young Sheev

What? Why would you NOT publish a worst-of list this year?? That’s the type of thing that unites the readership in common mockery of terrible film.  Does MST3K make people feel worse?  Hell no!  Bring on the dreck.

If Nicolas Cage is going to play a historian, it needs to be in National Treasure 3: The Legend of Hitler’s Gold.

Bruce Campbell better fucking be in this movie is all I have to say.

If Dr. Strange is on board then that points to multiple realities/dimensions which gives them an easy way into revisiting past adaptations.

In the same year!

I didn’t realize he’s in Slap Shot! So he’s in two of the greatest sports movies ever made, pretty nice.

I was today years old when I learned the sympathetic dad from 16 Candles was also in Strange Brew.

Strange Brew is one of the seminal “college guy” movies of the 80s and early 90s. If you watch it sober, it’s a funny, quirky little Canadian movie... but if you watched it half in the bag sometime after midnight, it became a magnum opus of quotability and hilarity.

Okay, I was today years old when I learned Paul Dooley basically created The Electric Company. After watching it I even remember that “fish” sketch they embedded in the article from when I was a wee lad. Holy carp.

So glad he mentioned Strange Brew. How they got both him and Max Von Sydow to be the heavies in a goofball Canadian retelling of Hamlet with two morons in the lead I will never know, but I’m glad they did.

At least Band-Aid will finally be able to license “It’s Alright, Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)“ for a commercial.

Oh don’t worry, it’s going to be a total bloodpath as Floyd even in his current age is so far ahead of Paul in boxing it’s ridiculous. The skill differential here is so vast that it is worthless to even speculate about how Paul might have a shot.