I’m rarely into recaping Twitter bullshit, but I do admit it’s entertaining to read Perlman just run circles around these goons while never pretending he’s interested in keeping it classy.

American politics today is more like:

I was not a huge fan of the show but I gotta say I am pumped as hell for the new season because every subsequent piece of news about it sounds like it’s gonna be a total trainwreck and I am here for it, baby.

KOMBATANT: Leonidas

I seriously believe he’d try to send the military to Twitter HQ if you took his account down.

Maybe she regenerates. Lying on the ground face down with a lousy wig like Sylvester McCoy did.

I can’t say I’m a fan of this move. Creating a new character, whether whole-cloth or based on a comics character, seems much more painstaking and liable for failure versus just recasting Kate Kane. It’s not like Ruby Rose’s performance was that indelible. 

I hope this is just a trial balloon because it’s very stupid.

Frankly, I don’t understand why people are even bringing cellphones. Let someone else be the videographer. You need 2 hands at the ready. Back in the day (in the 80s) we emptied our pockets down to nothin’-but-chapstick and wrote the phone numbers of 2 sympathetic attorneys on our bodies, with a sharpie.

Release the director’s cut of ‘Bust a Nut in Grandma’s Butt Part 3'!!! Too much jizz was edited out!

BUT THEY’RE CLOSED

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

Hundreds Sue Disney Over Alledged Parks COVID-19 Spread

CUT TO:

I don’t know how I’m going to explain this to my kids... because they don’t know who Jimmy Fallon is.

Any bets this was resurfaced by right wing trolls to make a distraction?

On one hand, a hundred year plague sweeping the globe. On the other, Rad in 4K. You really have to take the good with the bad. 

The dishes are done, man.

You think that’s weird, Harrison Ford has been arrested six times for stealing antiquities from ancient tombs.

So Lori Loughlin helps a guy who doesn’t want to take the SATs get his "skills up to professional level in an impressively short period of time"? It's all starting to make sense.