Black Mask, without the black mask; it’s like a comicbook adaptation from the 90s.

(cough) A Life Less Ordinary (further coughing)

“Hey Ewan wanna get paid a shitload of money to ham it up for a few weeks?”

iron fists problems were never its directors

Happy Hogan is pleased as well.

What in the jesus. That might be the most Eastern European thing I’ve ever seen.

Might I suggest a project that makes use of Dolph’s singing, dancing, drumming and martial arts talents?

Lets all just stop implying Rambo and Bond were fighting with the Taliban when its more accurate to say it was with Massoud and the Northern Alliance.

Based on the top picture, they managed to make David Tennant look terrible, so that’s an accomplishment of a kind.

One possibility is that they saw it and they’re trying not to trigger their PTSD.

I’ve got nothing against re-boots, per se, but this seems unnecessarily soon. Like Caprica, they could (and should) have simply made it a new story about evil robots in space.

Release the coach Cut!

Then the coach gets fired.

Bah. No woman should ever be chastised for wearing a Chun-Li costume. 

... and take your star!

No shock that he decided to regulate the facial hair after hurting his arm on the hump. It’s funky, but bears no deep personal meaning to him. It ain’t nothing but a G thang.

He does normally pick well. But the Mummy was a real WTF. 

That might have been the more advisable path to take.

Are you sure it’s not Peter Davison and that Gunn isn’t planning for some weird double Dr Who crossover.

“Joel Kinnaman is” what? I'm dying to know!