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The only confident statement about the finale that I will make is that Bran will do *nothing*

Bran is a total acid casualty, man.

Lost in all the feuding over the last episode, the final scene between Jaime and Tyrion was GoT at its best. That is what a powerful scene feels like when it’s been earned.

Where the fuck is Snoopy? Santa’s Little Helper? Where is Seymour?!

Who’s a good boy? Not the person who put together the list for leaving this loyal lil guy off

This is Scooby Doo erasure.

Are we including robot dog sidekicks?

I’m a big fan of how she snapped that baby’s neck in the first episode.

I got a ‘Double Ds’ notification for this?

Those were said by her in Seasons 1-4. It’s funny how everyone completely missed those.

HBO is making bank now, but four or five years ago is when they would have had to decide for sure if they were going to stretch the show out to 10 years to use up all the available content (and risk making a big investment that doesn’t pay off, if the show doesn’t stay as popular; and also possibly risk the show

Hot Pie’ and ‘Theon’ sounding better now.

[pulls out phone on selfie mode, livestreams death]

Was pretty damned close. What a fucking waste of a character in a death that doesn’t even give any audience catharsis.

“Go fuck your nephew Khaleesi!”

You guys missed like half the population of King’s Landing.

The extended version has a shot of Jaime’s and Cersei’s heads sticking out of the rubble with their eyes crossed and tongues sticking out.

Who Died Tonight? All of those Parents who Named their Children “Dany” over the last four years.

What do you think the favor was that Tyrion asked for from Davos?