And at the end of the day, be a pro about it. Steve Carell’s star power far outweighed The Office before he was done with it, but honored his contract because as he said, “I signed up for seven seasons”. Melissa McCarthy, Jennifer Aniston, others had to do the same and handled themselves well and their Hollywood…

Yeah, in hindsight, alienating both Shonda Rhimes and Judd Apatow may have been shortsighted on her part.

Fuck no, buddy, I live in the damn sticks!

Man, no one actually reads this shit. You’re safe.

I saw a 9:35 a.m. showing of Endgame, and I’ve only ever killed one man, on the rails in Wyoming, back in nineteen aught six. It was a dark and stormy night, and

Miami then everyone else I’m guessing?

Eh, not sure about that. The barriers to entry for a business are lower in a place like Indy, where you’re going to have lower overall costs and more local recognition, than a place like NYC.

If you live in NYC, April 15th is the day where half your salary goes to Mississippi, South Carolina, Alaska and Syracuse.

Asking the important questions here

So...what was the ranking?

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of…

How I pictured this post coming to be:

Alright, I’ve got some questions. First, how old are you? Second, do you bathe every day? Assuming the answer to that question is yes, is it safe to say you take your underwear off while bathing? Because if that’s the case you’re just losing me here. Do you wear your other clothes multiple days in a row? Socks? Why…

Apparently back in Elizabethan times, tables tops were not attached to table legs (I assume because it made them easier to store). So if you put your elbows on the table, there was a chance the food could go flying off it.  Hence the “no elbows on the table” rule.

GAHHHHHHH

She’s right. It’s disgusting. Regardless of whether or not you “soil” your undergarments (seriously?) or they smell bad, you still have bacteria and fecal matter in your underwear.  

I never understood this either. In fact, I think it is way more natural to have your elbows/hands above the table, using hands to talk and interact with people at the table than to have your arms tucked under the table like you are hiding something.

Yeah I agree. As long as one of my kids isn’t standing on his chair and farting in his brother’s face, I’ll take the parenting win at mealtime and move on.

My wife and I realized at dinner last night that we both heard a lot of “elbows off the table” as kids, but have yet to say that to our 6- and 4-year-olds, b/c really, who cares