“As someone who has studied piracy extensively, Stede Bonnet is the most pathetic pirate.”

Unlike MULAN, I would actually pay money to see BLACK WIDOW.

Release the Andrew Lloyd Weber Butthole Cut!

You mean Sloth Trump, who has the trademarked Trump Clan Hair.

Eric Trump is easily the dumbest Trump, which for that family is really saying something.

Yeah I would expect the IOC to get the athletes, trainers, support staff, media, and supplies over there long in advance, let them do 2+ months of training on-site, and test all of them every day. It should be like one of those training missions for Mars where nobody has any contact with the outside world for the…

I thought one of the most interesting pieces of the first season was to frame the Sandpeople as non-villains, and more akin to misunderstood indigenous people that actually *could* be negotiated with, if only anyone had some patience and bothered to try. (Same with the Jawas, but they were never portrayed as…

If they are serious about setting up a strict bubble and then enforcing it, then this could work. Honestly it seems like Olympic villages are already basically fairly strict bubbles, so I am more optimistic about this than trying to bottle up pro athletes who have spent their whole lives living large and flouting…

Mel Gibson had a long track record of box office success both behind and in front of the camera, so there was some financial incentive to try to bring him back into the fold. Ray Fisher is a Hollywood nobody, and the noise he’s raising about a small role in a flop is not going to encourage studios from casting him…

All the books were great and felt like they were practically designed to be filmed, so it’s a shame the show didn’t just try to adapt them as-is. Instead they did a first season that was fairly close to book 1, and a second season that pillaged and mishandled elements from books 2-3.  I’m pissed at the showrunner for…

Yep, he almost got it...

NY in that photo is looking like elderly Chucky.

I prefer the simplicity of this gif from HARD TARGET, a movie full of WTF moments, but there’s no doubt that the motorcycle-surfing gun-fu is peak JCVD and deserves more celebration.

The good news is that almost every country other than the USA has been successfully dealing with COVID, so there are a lot of options. Hopefully those countries would make an exception and allow actors/crew from high-risk countries (I.E. USA) to enter their borders.

The Trump Crime Family has been pimping magic beans for years. So this follows.

Well, THE THING is definitely more spare than his typical work. I’ve never tried to listen to that one in isolation, but I thought it was appropriately tense in the context of the movie. It’s also pretty memorable, again maybe just because it’s so simple.

I’d honestly be more interested to hear if people can link any Morricone MISFIRES. Because to me this guy was the gold standard of cinema scores - even when I hear his work from minor or forgotten movies, it seems to be head and shoulders ahead of everyone else. A true legend whose output lives up to the hype.

Awkwafina’s involvement obviously means that in 2021, the Academy will begin awarding “Best Vag” and “Best Supporting Vag.”

Dave Bautista was way better in THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS than that movie deserved. (So were Russell Crowe and especially Byron Mann.)

This is good news for people like myself who can’t figure out all the different streaming platforms and just uses Netflix.