I know that some (stupid) people have problems with miscegenation, but damn. She has a problem with miscegenation by proxy? Was his dog black and hers white? Was hers purebreed and his...well, damn, all I can say is:

Biden’s greatest achievement was spawning Diamond Joe Biden at The Onion. He needs to retire or play second fiddle on a late-night comedy show. (Real Biden, Diamond Joe can keep doing his sweet summer gigs.)

The TJX companies are:

How are they going to have an online store when most of their products is random stuff you would find just searching it physically in the store, like even styles and food and other things could be bought there and having a detailed catalogue of what they might have is more work than it should.

At least it’s not as bad as Ross. Those stores always look like they’ve been victims of looting.  

I’m curious to see how this will look/work out. Marshall’s, like Burlington, is always a hot mixed up mess physically.

As I was reading this, I was thinking about how I used to LOVE going to TJ Maxx & Marshalls before I had kids and my mental health issues were manageable. Nowadays, nary a soul on God’s green earth could convince me to walk into one with both children in tow. Instant panic attack.

So you’ll be able to find that perfect designer sweater with one missing button? A great children’s book missing a page? A very soft, plushy towel with an ink stain in the corner? A cute stool with one wobbly leg? 

Shopping at Marshall’s and TJ Maxx gives me so much anxiety. I can’t comb the racks for deals like other people. It’s too overwhelming. The only thing I will go to an actual TJ Maxx store for is cat mugs. They have the best selection of cat mugs.

There’s a designer who designs clothes made for wheelchair users. Clothes meant for a sitting position have to be cut quite differently, especially pants. It’s an interesting aspect of garment making that I’m guessing many designers overlook   https://www.vogue.com/fashion-shows/stockholm-spring-2018/swedish-school-of-…

Keep believing your own lie(s) and there will be no slip ups. That is an awesome surprise!

Oh man they gave me heparin after my open-heart surgery and the bruises were IMMENSE. It took them longer to fade than it did for the scabs to come off my incision.

I once spotted a couple of young barn owls looking out the top hatch of an unused silo, 30 feet up. I was 100 feet from the silo, pointing a flashlight at them, casually saying to my dad, “Look at the baby owls! I wonder where their mom is?” As soon as I said this, the flashlight beam was filled with a huge white…

He literally described himself as an Independent in that press release the other week saying that he was going to give a response to the SOTU in addition to the Democratic response.

Ahh that’s so exciting! I hope the dance party foreshadows a very healthy happy baby!

You get to bitch all you need as long as you do what’s necessary to keep yourself and Little Lee Bruce safe. All the best to you!

Bitch away! I’m nearing the end of my second trimester now and I have to say it’s been worlds better than the first. Enjoy it! 

Ugh! Are they the belly shots? That shit burns! But congratulations on doing great so far!

Hello Jezzies! Tomorrow I enter my second trimester- I’ll be 13 weeks. (Technically 2nd trimester starts about 13 weeks and a few days, but whatever.) We saw the little one in an ultrasound this week... and it looks like a PERSON, which is wild. And it was moving like crazy, looked like it was doing a combo of martial…

Replying to let you know you are not alone. I am 32 with about 6 years of recovery from bulimia and all six of my front top teeth are more or less fake (either implants or crowns). The dental stuff sucks and is often like the last piece of recovery, if you want to look at it that way. It can be a long and difficult…