What’s that, a reenactment of Shackleton’s ill-fated South Pole expedition but with children?

For people “of a certain age.”  

Nah, you’re not by yourself on that one. That’s the person/band that’s gonna come to mind anytime I see that last name.

I see “Scandoval” and I’m like, “What’s going on with Mazzy Star’s Hope Sandoval?” because I stopped growing as a person looong ago.  

I really believed I could see 5.

Hes tied to the whipping post and the franchise feels like its dying.

Harrison Ford whips it.  Whips it good.

Killed in 'Nam... by his own troops.

Unexplained grief:  Mutt not only moved in with Indy, he brought all those monkeys.

ahh  I wasn’t aware of that.  I think everyone knew there was no way in hell Mutt would be back. It would be great if was explained that he died on his way back to his home planet, with the aliens from Kingdom of Crystal Skull.

Unexplained grief: Mutt moved in with Indy and is waiting for him to ride bikes when he gets home.

Unexplained grief: Mutt was struck and killed by a cement truck.

“The Flush!”

Maybe we stop giving a fuck what 99 year olds have to say about the future.

Once you Whatchamacallit, you’re always gonna want it.

And replaced it with a lithograph of a ship! Nay! I can’t masturbate to thee!

Would that qualify as a “deep cut”...?

What kind of tree will her casket be made from?

“The wealthy homeowners of Oak Bay, British Columbia have been shaken out of their comfort by an agent of chaos.”

You defend your kids from Sleestaks and you win Dad of the year