What a big miss amirite?

This past Christmas, I caught a Dutch movie she starred in where she played a journalist that started killing all of the men who were shit talking her online.  

I’d watch a ten episode series of her doing dramatic readings of the ingredients and nutritional information of various packaged groceries.

I tried really hard not to feel involved or invested in this trial—I don’t know anything about this relationship and I don’t want to assume innocence or guilt when such horrifying accounts of domestic violence exist on both sides.

God I love this beautiful, hilarious, amazing fucking show.

The term is “comedy gold.”

You want to complain?
Look at these shoes, I’ve only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through!

Netfleption!

I think maybe Netflix is IN a Netflix movie.

If I had to pick ten people currently living to live forever, David Lynch would be one of them.

I knew I couldn’t be the only one who thought that!

Can you even kill a vampire with a bent spoon?  Maybe if its silver?

Space Jam was never a good movie, it was more like a freak show type of attraction because Bill Murray and MJ were in the same film somehow.

I find claims of lizard people to be rather Icke.

The question is whether it is in on the joke. Fisher Stevens obviously is, but is the rest of the movie? I think it thinks it is William Gibson-level cool but it is actually Julia Stiles on Ghostwriter-level cool.

Depp is one of the two celebs I always figured was surrounded by a cloud of BO funk.

OK, so this one’s limited to the five Australians on this site, but my favourite one is from the ARIA awards (Australia Recording Industry Association awards, like the Grammies, but only slightly less shit), and Delta Goodrem growled “Get that stinking fucking hippie away from me” at John Butler:

...from what I could tell he smells like he looks.

I don’t know about Aniston but Pitt and Jolie never struck me as ‘fresh’ people (unless they were on the Red Carpet).

Classism, racism, and fat-shaming, all in one post? My friend, you’ve hit MAGA BINGO!