AVClub: This movie is pretty terrible.

Nice

My God! No! Is the Covid okay?

Finally, a biopic I can get behind!

If by icicle he meant “cancer”, and by “head” he meant “stomach”, then basically yes.

You can actually do that in iTunes:

NO NOT THE RED DOT, I ALMOST CAUGHT IT

“It’s a miracle

I don’t know man, I don't want those deeply disturbing creatures hanging around in my dreams.

Sir, this is the television department at Best Buy.

“When you two gon’ give us some grand-chilluns?”

No, it’s cool, this kind of stuff’s all over the Bible!

I get it. The last time I had to watch footage of myself in public I tried to walk away too, but the bailiff stopped me.

I think it’s Thanos DiCaprio.

This Instagram account appears to be a place. A place where nothing. Nothing ever happens.

Yeah, we have to get over the “I’m just a clueless man; I don’t know what I’m doing” trope; particularly because these are the same people who also believe that only men are qualified to rule the world. They can’t be both. They can’t be helpless, clueless men, and/or men who can’t be expected to control their natural…

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Only berates? Thank god

No, but there’s a pause button on the remote so you can create your own intermission.