AVClub: This movie is pretty terrible.

Nice

My God! No! Is the Covid okay?

Finally, a biopic I can get behind!

If by icicle he meant “cancer”, and by “head” he meant “stomach”, then basically yes.

You can actually do that in iTunes:

NO NOT THE RED DOT, I ALMOST CAUGHT IT

“It’s a miracle

I don’t know man, I don't want those deeply disturbing creatures hanging around in my dreams.

Sir, this is the television department at Best Buy.

“When you two gon’ give us some grand-chilluns?”

No, it’s cool, this kind of stuff’s all over the Bible!

Also:

I get it. The last time I had to watch footage of myself in public I tried to walk away too, but the bailiff stopped me.

I think it’s Thanos DiCaprio.

This Instagram account appears to be a place. A place where nothing. Nothing ever happens.

Yeah, we have to get over the “I’m just a clueless man; I don’t know what I’m doing” trope; particularly because these are the same people who also believe that only men are qualified to rule the world. They can’t be both. They can’t be helpless, clueless men, and/or men who can’t be expected to control their natural…

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

No, but there’s a pause button on the remote so you can create your own intermission.