GWAR always seemed like too much work for too slim a joke.

They thirsty!

They better have the details on what happened to the dog costume.

Katy Perry tries so hard to be sexy that she actually veers back around to being staid.

The joke is that people will watch and have anything to do with anime.

‘Twas all in good fun!

I’ve heard a great review that says the book is what it’s like to BE an alcoholic and the movie is what it’s like to be MARRIED to an alcoholic. 

Y’know...IDIOTS...

“I’m just doing research for an upcoming graphic novel on sex Elves!”

If I watch The Idol on Pirates Bay would you come after me?

Uh...dat ass is phat?

Also, spotty WIFI coverage.

R.E.M. now stands for Really Elderly Men.

Euphoria is like any other series, it either makes new episodes or it doesn’t. If it does, it’s not my problem.

I made it just over two minutes. Don’t want to see anymore.

“The biggest lie in television history”

“I’m the ghost with the most...” (begins sobbing uncontrollably)

I feel like I have had these dreams too.

Michael Crichton is a terrible writer. Even the movie version of The Lost World, as bad as it was, is still loads better than the book.

I’m pretty sure it was JFK Jr. from his base at the Earth’s core.