I spent slightly too long this morning thinking “what, he faked his own death?” until I remembered they were two different guys.

1998?  

Pretty sure there are cartoon hearts floating above my head right now.

I was hoping for something less dignified than dying on the shitter.

Ronnie Milsap’s sister used to live up the street from me when I was a little kid and I remember his tour bus being parked outside her house most Christmases. That was always neat to see for a kid

And you’re sure there won’t be an intoxicated adult guest at a cocktail party who will also do all of those things?

to pets, yes. 

If I remember from my youth, it was Need Another Seven Astronauts.

A Cannibal Ox reference? You out here playing the deep cuts

Kind of makes the people who obtain these shows through *cough* different means *cough* feel a little less guilty, no?

You and your damn continuity! Doesn’t Star Trek: Discovery show us that continuity means nothing?

I thought it was established Worf would likely never get his own command after the blemish on his service record, for when he abandoned a critical mission extracting a Cardassian operative to rescue his wife instead in DS9's “Change of Heart”.

Hurray!

They’ll need it just to handle all of the party invitations.

“will make Springer a him a real judge”

Wake me when they retool it as Judge Jerry and Executioner.

Or, if you prefer Venn diagrams

“The Witches” is a goddamn classic. I’m yet to meet someone who dislikes it.

Barely Legolas.

So true. The planet will be fine. It’s just the humans who will die. And like honestly, we deserve that.