He sounds like Werner Herzog.

Not only can’t we have nice things, we can’t even have silly, creepy things.

Next year some time.

I think he changed his name to Thu Phuac.

Omg, sign me up now. Am white and willing to do a lot of slapping.

For everyone that likes Phil Collins and deers:

Can it be voiced by Joey Lawrence and then Sabrina can yammer away about how god’s not dead.

It’s a very good point to remember. It’s easy to imagine a 1969/70 internet going ‘He wrote The Krotons and The Space Pirates - you can’t POSSIBLY trust him with the next Doctor’s debut story!’.

“Help! My server speaks like a millennial nitwit.”

“Should I expect the food-delivery person to schlep up my stairs?”

See, if he’d gone with the first one, he might have gotten a Republican nomination out of the deal.

“Sorry Deanna, I Hardy remember it at all" 

Yeah, this is easily one of the best recurring features they have.  It’s worth a couple of typos.

This was a good and interesting article, something I’m happy to see on the AV Club. It took research and thought and consideration from the writers. Pecking it to death over minor grammatical issues isn’t interesting at all.

Are you trying to claim that “would’ve” isn’t a word and shows poor grasp of English? That sentence is perfectly clear and that’s a perfectly cromulant word. The dumbass thing would be to use “would of”.

Very cool feature. As a music enthusiast, I’m always looking for new (to me) sounds, and there’s a lot of stuff on this list that looks interesting.

I am the crippled god. Brought low by Univision’s meddling. Chained by the upstart kinja commentariat, endlessly bled by the deals, the great jobs, the Dawes and the cocks. I am you.

I’m a flattened, bedsore-ridden pile of broken bones and fungal infection literally suffocating to death beneath a pile of very expensive Kinja Deals “Inexplicably-Weighted Blankets.”

I’m smoking an unending ticker tape feed of Kinja Deals and boy, do I feel wired.