“will make Springer a him a real judge”

Wake me when they retool it as Judge Jerry and Executioner.

Or, if you prefer Venn diagrams

“The Witches” is a goddamn classic. I’m yet to meet someone who dislikes it.

Barely Legolas.

This is what we get for teaching Jordan Catalano to read.

Like the one that Khloe Kardashian's father is Frankenberry?

So true. The planet will be fine. It’s just the humans who will die. And like honestly, we deserve that.

Please. This planet’s been through worse.

He sounds like Werner Herzog.

Not only can’t we have nice things, we can’t even have silly, creepy things.

Next year some time.

I think he changed his name to Thu Phuac.

Titans actually looks like DC spent some money on it. Inhumans looked like Marvel just found a bunch of tourists in a mall in Honolulu, asked them if they wanted to be in a superhero show, and filmed scenes without a permit, running away whenever the cops showed up.

Two will be stone drunk. Four will be escaping heavy weather on the way home. Three will be grade school kids standing on top of each other in an overcoat hoping their stunt will go viral. Two more will be there for the coconut chicken fingers in Thai chile sauce. One will be a very confused and angry Kevin Costner…

Omg, sign me up now. Am white and willing to do a lot of slapping.

For everyone that likes Phil Collins and deers:

Can it be voiced by Joey Lawrence and then Sabrina can yammer away about how god’s not dead.

It’s a very good point to remember. It’s easy to imagine a 1969/70 internet going ‘He wrote The Krotons and The Space Pirates - you can’t POSSIBLY trust him with the next Doctor’s debut story!’.