“Help! My server speaks like a millennial nitwit.”

“Should I expect the food-delivery person to schlep up my stairs?”

I like the aesthetic they went for with Ledger’s, like he put it on a week ago and never took it off.

See, if he’d gone with the first one, he might have gotten a Republican nomination out of the deal.

“Sorry Deanna, I Hardy remember it at all" 

Yeah, this is easily one of the best recurring features they have.  It’s worth a couple of typos.

This was a good and interesting article, something I’m happy to see on the AV Club. It took research and thought and consideration from the writers. Pecking it to death over minor grammatical issues isn’t interesting at all.

Are you trying to claim that “would’ve” isn’t a word and shows poor grasp of English? That sentence is perfectly clear and that’s a perfectly cromulant word. The dumbass thing would be to use “would of”.

Very cool feature. As a music enthusiast, I’m always looking for new (to me) sounds, and there’s a lot of stuff on this list that looks interesting.

I am the crippled god. Brought low by Univision’s meddling. Chained by the upstart kinja commentariat, endlessly bled by the deals, the great jobs, the Dawes and the cocks. I am you.

I’m a flattened, bedsore-ridden pile of broken bones and fungal infection literally suffocating to death beneath a pile of very expensive Kinja Deals “Inexplicably-Weighted Blankets.”

I’m smoking an unending ticker tape feed of Kinja Deals and boy, do I feel wired.

Dude WHAT are you smoking?

Ghastly, isn’t it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheery and sunny disposition

How depressing

“It’s a shame they can’t replace that guy’s steering wheel with a keyboard.” - Tom Scharpling 

I used to work in an office with a similar (unwritten) policy. It was absolutely toxic.

and the site is completely biased against any right-leaning figure

Yeah, I think it works mostly as a fascinating comparison to the iconic poster. We instantly recognize it admits both the same but strikingly changed from what we’ve seen thousands of times. 

you win for reading history