‘Scuse me?

Fellowships are people my friend

I’m hearing these posts in Harlan Ellison’s voice, hope I don’t get sued by his estate. 

Life...? Don’t talk to me about life.

I used to work for Home Depot and a co-worker told me once that part of the process of becoming a manager is you have to rat out other workers, no matter how small the infraction. If you are unable or unwilling to do this, you will not be promoted. That’s what I was told and after working there for five years, I believ…

lol, wtf is Audience Network 

Uh, David Boreanaz was on Bones for like 40 seasons. His new military show is a hit too, last I heard.

Hiccup? More like wet fart.

I hope this new series invalidates those fucking horrible comic books.

Yeah, someone keeps calling the cops on you.

I would add The Man Who Fell To Earth to this list. The novel is pretty good but the movie is 100% unadulterated Bowie madness.  

Yes, it really freaks me out too.

Yeah, I find that shark to be even scarier than the “mouth overflowing with teeth” one that has become iconic. It’s disturbing, it looks wrong...

I swear I saw an article once that suggested that there was evidence that Otzi had anal sex not too long before he died. I haven't been able to find it again.

This sounds shitty.

IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME

This summer, the Rock fights grammar Nazis in...

Yeah, the men actors in The Handmaids Tale are the weakest part of that show. None of them really distinguish themselves. 

Glad to see my two favorite actresses and the two most beautiful women on TV, Elisabeth Moss and Evan Rachel Wood, are up for best actress.

I thought it was implied he somehow sent them into the Phantom Zone.