Not only that, one of the things that rubbed me the wrong way about Beyond (I mostly really liked it) was that he was now a capable captain...and bored with it. The whole “I think I’m wasting my life, might as well take command of the space station” showed they still haven’t 100% grasped who Kirk is.

So the moral is, it’s OK to kill one person as long as you promise to never do it again?

Is four hours equal to 12 parsecs? 

Y DID TORI GIT FYRED?

In Russia, A.V. Club sells YOU

Who wants to see a movie about people trying to find out what song is playing?

Can’t wait to hear the lullaby version of “Don’t Stop Believing”

Yeah, when I was in grade school I kept yelled at by teachers for spelling it that way.

No one who speaks German in most of her movie could be pretentious!

Breaking News: “Fraiser” To Play Niles

Is Paddington an asshole? Because in the poster he looks like an asshole.

His crying acting was fucking terrible: “Moooom, you’re scaring meeeeeeee! Wah hah awwwwwwwwww!”

My first thought was “wait...there have been dozens of movies just like this...”

I was always under the impression that IT was considered an expanded version of “The Boogeyman” much like Maximum Overdrive was a fleshed out (but really shitty) “Trucks”. 

I really wish, as a movie tie-in, they had briefly called themselves Dunkirk Donuts.

I like to refer to them as “the elderly Ferrell twins.”

Trump, every time he gets close to the Constitution:

Also, we’re calling the police because a Negro is acting rude.

But what’s puzzling me is the nature of your game.

HEY EVERYBODY! DON’T YOU HATE SLACKS?