Good job, good effort.

“I don’t even like the water.”

Fight me.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

I’ll concede the duck puffalump is a chicken if you promise to never mention mayo based BBQ sauce.

Sick burn on Gary Kubiak

“... is a bit like the younger cousin you don’t see often—cute and kind of weird, but intriguing at the same time.”

Dodgers twitter immediately chimes in...

Oh okay. My bad I didn't recognize you at first mr. Jizz Jeans

You are only allowed to respond in the form of a meme.

In high school, I umped little league for some extra cash. Not once did I have a problem with a kid arguing a call. It was always coaches/parents who thought their kid was about 5 years from being the first 17 year old to win Rookie-of-the-year and MVP in same season.

Are you really sure you know how to use that??

Yes

Next time, use your microwave. It will soften the gunk enough so that you can just rinse it off. And please take video.

Been waiting for that.

“Smart Brother” agrees with you. “If you’re going to fit in to white America, you’re gonna have to learn to like MAYONNAISE!”

That’s impressive. He must have practiced that a lot.

Is Caitlyn driving the car in number 12?

Grey penis. Never forget.

I try really hard to broaden my palate but given my age, it’s not gonna happen. The only way I can (kinda) eat spinach is creamed with garlic :(