Is “[username]” what you guys call Barry?

Eyewitnesses said that it was no big deal.

Jose Bautista is goddamned delightful and is part of what makes baseball fun to watch. I feel sorry for these unwritten rules clutching sandbags that can’t see that.

I’m not sure it’s a total loss. Sure the RR v. Holm rematch would have been a bigger deal had Holm kept the belt. Even with the loss, Holm gets a rematch against either of them regardless of the outcome of the RR-Tate fight. Holm is 34 and couldn’t wait for RR’s to decide when she’s ready or wants to fight again. The…

Oh yeah, definitely, the difference here was size. I mean, McGregor was the real winner for even being willing to take on hulking welterweight Nate Diaz.

Why would they have a tortilla in Minnesota? It’s rolled lefse and pickled herring.

Diaz weighed in at 169.

He was just trying to get back to Dogkato.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

They only want guys that played on professional teams.

“Why not let the world be great?”

Street racing on deserted road is one thing, but with traffic involved, plainly stupid.

Sor-ry-but-it’s-Na-tion-wide.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

I mean even back in the day it was pretty obvious which was which.

Answering all in one: Do you have the sense of humour?

um no we used pokemon science to determine this list

Nah, he just really hates the Barenaked Ladies.

This is terrible Kinja.