As a Giants fan I find this amusing. Welcome to the 4X club.

Hamlet. Read it.

“I sometimes forget and head to Jalopnik.”

Well, stop forgetting. If I ever have to delay watching a race, I purposely stay away from Facebook, Twitter, and ANYTHING automotive related. The difference between you and I is, I don’t just forget.

This isn’t a forum, it’s an automotive blog, you can’t expect them to not…

That guy’s like 36

I’m not quite sure how that became ‘my own’ timeline, but the announcement was made in January. What’s ridiculous is KPAX/Flying Lizard aka: “the McLaren team” waiting 7 months before any sort of action. Four other manufacturers did fine with the turbo adjustment.

Congratulations on the date and the sex.

I need this translated into Bill Simmons-ese: If Gawker Media was The Karate Kid....

I’m Milo

We’re definitely looking like the team of old, the only thing that worries me now is our finishing. Our attack is great but it looks like we’re getting the yips when it comes to putting the ball in the net, especially Morgan.

NOTE THE IRONY OF A CAT-PARASITE-INFESTED TOXOPLASMA ZOMBIE REFERRING TO A BOLD TRUTH-TELLER AS A “SHITHEAD”

Uh, no.

That 70 million dollar investment caused himself to slip on the ground (not get slammed down, are you fucking blind?) because he was trying to retaliate against another teams player. The umpire was just holding him back, he’s not responsible for Kemp’s actions.

You’re also a god damn idiot.

I don’t recall anyone saying you were courageous.

It doesn’t mean the wind didn’t help it along. Granted, the help was maybe from a 460 ft bomb to the 477 it travelled. (aka “add some extra distance on his monster HR”) But um...physics don’t (doesn’t?) stop working just because someone hits a mammoth HR.
You’re doing that annoying internet thing, where you’re looking…

You know who else defended harmful diktats by characterizing their victims as less-than?

This should be tagged as an “overexplained list” rather than an “underexplained list.”

Honestly though, fuck Reggie Miller so hard.

Me

Except...he literally throws her. He doesn’t drop her, he throws her. That’s the issue. In the commercial it’s parodying, the guy simply can’t catch his wife, but there is no intent to harm her. Here there is. Not very difficult to see.

Come to think of it, a muscular snowman sporting a chiseled six-pack would be fucking terrifying. They could call him JACKED FROST

Hit it where they ain't, indeed.