Reggie must have said this 10 times during the game. I kept waiting to see if any of his “puns” would eventually meet the criteria of actually being puns.

On what part of the bag could he have been on to prevent himself from being hit from this?

You got EVERY call vs Kentucky

While MMA referees have a very tough job, this instance shows a basic lack of knowledge of grappling principals. I'm talking about something you should know after about a couple months of training BJJ. Silva had Dober's left leg in half guard but his head is on his right side. Basically Dober was diagonally draped…

You're thinking of Joe Thomas.

I swear that if I see someone has created a "Keep Calm and Clarkson On" poster I will punch that person in the face.

SAE was founded at Alabama...

Kalaf: Oooh, roasted!

Roses are red

Then you never watched a lot of Letterman.

two reasons your post is wrong. Firstly, what fun is there in picturing a delicate wee daxie being ridden by randy pittbull? That's doggie hateporn, and once you start down that road you are wanting to see Alsatian on chihuahua action etc etc.

Deadspin has this policy where tools who comment just to say tldr get blocked. Guess what!

So what's left for him?

Why's it always gotta be about violence with you rednecks?

and some guys just have big ol' dicks

Lucky guy. Greg Howard's been waiting almost 30 years for his ball to drop.

"God, I hate my family"

"Bonds/Sosa home run race."

Yes