You got a terrible science education in high school.

Why is she freaking out like this? Her baby brother's already ugly.

Well, technically, it was a cigarette boat with a boxer, a pinup model, a Santeria priest and five human smugglers in tow. He was then smuggled to Isla Mujeres, Mexico and held ransom in a cockroach-ridden motel by notorious gangsters from the Los Zetas cartel.

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

To be fair, this is how white people reacted to the red wedding and that's not even real.

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

Dodgeball

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.