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Daisy is a very good dog and I hope whatever very bad human abandoned her in a parking lot steps in dog poop every day.

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Appropriate song to listen to while reading this.

Fuck off Bieber. I feed squirrels better than you.

Not really relevant to this but I once paid $180 for 2 seats in the 5th row of an Ozzy concert at a time when I shouldn’t have been even paying $18. It was one of the best concert experiences of my life and I couldn’t be happier to have spent the money in hindsight.

I thought it was “Are you L.E.?” With the L.E. meaning something like “large enough”. I basically thought J. Lo was asking about dong size.

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White dude acoustic cover version warning.

I’ve got $.50 that says it’s Scott Conant.

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You seem to have forgotten to include this one.

The Harbingers of Freedom have spoken, TEAM DOG!!!!

The now deleted posts.

Glad you really liked my joke...

36 million dendrophiliacs can’t be wrong.

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He looks like he just smelled a dick fart.

100% Kayne styles his pubes.

Did he smile for too long and piss off Goose and the Keepers of the Unwritten Rules?

#CubsDongsMatter