I could also be Mr. Tinkle Trousers. I’m very versatile, as you can see.
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Who said anything about poop? Not to brag, but there are other things that can come out of my underpants zone.
If the Heat beat the Cavaliers I will need to buy new underwear.
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How about this one?
That main image looks less life-like than the ScarJo fuck robot from a few weeks ago.
I did the umpire thing in high school too. I had one dad yell at me and tell me I was blind for calling strike three on his kid. In fairness to him, the pitch was way outside. In fairness to me, his kid swung at a ball in the opposite batter’s box.
That picture of Emma is how I have imagined her ever since her Deadspin days. Glad I wasn’t wrong.
No thanks.
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I’m a little sad that this isn’t the Road to Nowhere that you are talking about.
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Tangled is way better than Frozen. Yeah, I said it.
The crush I had on her when I was 13 was probably very unhealthy, but now it just serves to remind me that the 90's were a long time ago.
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Perhaps she was inspired by this.
How are there no comments about offering to deliver HER a banana?
That’s a very adequate thing to do, he should get a trophy to keep for that.
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The gross body function post made me think of this.
Madeleine covered this in the article, but sex isn’t required.
You see, children, sometimes when you are a cock you just want to do some banging.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
It’s fine as long as you refuse to pay taxes after.
She’d be much better off squeezing some lemon juice on her spinach then sprinkling salt on it and better not have red wine. Since vitamin c increases iron absorption from spinach and tannins decrease it.