If they had said “Crash into my DMs” it would have made total sense. Seems like an oversite to change what DMs meant instead of changing slide into crash, IMO.

I got earholed playing little league and that fucking sucked. I can’t imagine a MLB fastball to the face. I hope everything turns out ok for Liriano, too.

Some moldy dildo claimed that she was too skinny and is creating an unrealistic expectation for “real” women since Daisy Ridley obviously is not real.

And she got at least a $500,000 paycheck at that. I really can’t blame her for taking on Tate instead of waiting for Rousey.

He’s the co-creator of Chappelle’s Show.

I was born in a hospital in Sioux Falls. It’s not in Iowa. This Mort guy needs to get his story right.

Cruz and Hillary are running for Kindergarten Class President. Hillary says she will kill 17 puppies and kitties, Cruz promises extra chocolate milk. Who do you choose?

A co-worker of mine went to this with his wife. His review was “I never thought a movie with that much sex and nudity could be so boring.” Seems like the world agrees with him.

Not brown enough to be a true Volvo.

Given the ad filled mess that the Gawker Universe of sites has become, an adblocker is nearly mandatory. Mine blocked 18 just on this article.

He is incredibly strange with some wonderful ideas. (7:37 is when Vermin shows up)

Obligatory.

As a dude, I will comment on the 3 dudes shown. John Legend’s tux looks nice, Will Smith’s shoes look kinda dumb, and I bet Viola Davis’s butt feels very nice.

Mat Hoffman claims to have had 100 concussions. They are a serious issue in the Action Sports world. http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jul/02/sp…

This fucking guy looks a lot like my father. My father is an asshole. Coincidence? I think not.

You ain’t seen Bad Boys II?

I’ll never trust anyone that can’t have a good time listening to “Ace of Spades”. RIP Lemmy. He is missed.

Looks like that bike was 10k, probably had others stolen to hit the 50k mark.

I want Robin Lopez and Riley Curry to team up in a fight against a mascot during a Steph Curry post-game press conference. The takes would be glorious!

This one covers it for me.