Why would you print that out and use it to wipe? They sell paper specifically for wiping your butt. Also, you need more fiber if it takes you an hour to poop.

$kay, if I ever win it big in the lottery you’re getting a GT so you’ll never have an excuse for being late again.

I am originally from South Dakota. Yes, there is an argument over which is older. No one is sure which was signed into statehood first because, as rumor states, Pres. Harrison shuffled the papers to obscure the order.

Is that a tribal tattoo of Florida?

Australia is a prison colony, no way that we can trust anything they have to say. Especially when it comes to toilet water swirling direction.

What? Ronda won the title against Tate when Strikeforce was the biggest game in the world for women’s MMA. She broke Tate’s arm when Tate was in her prime and a World Champion.

We’ve simulated what the game looks like to people with red-green colorblindness (using the formulas supplied here) in the video above.

Can the Rockies cut him without being on the hook for the rest of his contract or will they just DFA him? Or will they just eat the money to get him off the team?

Thanks Jim! Good luck this weekend with Gabbert. Maybe you can draft J.T. and teach him the correct ways or car drinking.

If you live in your car, can you legally drink in your car?

No offense, but I like your husband more than you in this scenario.

I could see Garbage Time treating him seriously, but that’s also a smaller viewership late night program on a smaller network.

The birds are raised in aviaries, trucked in, and released on the reserve. There wouldn’t be a cage in the field. The easiest way to know if you are in a situation where there are pen raised birds being “hunted” is if the place doesn’t follow state bag limits since stocked reserves aren’t subject to them.

Much much closer. Reserve birds are raised in pens with netting to keep them from flying away and get a fair amount of human contact so they are less wary. Unless you have a highly trained pointer and are very experienced with how to approach the bird, you aren’t getting within 10 yards of most wild pheasants after…

If he was in fact on a game reserve, that bird was captive and pen raised until about a week ago. Dick Cheney used to pheasant “hunt” at a $1000+/day reserve near where I grew up where you practically need to kick the bird to get it to flush. Nothing like a wild bird.

A bit silly to call a former World Champion a never was, don’t you think?

If sucking ass is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Agreed. The Ferrari is loud and high pitched screaming saying “look at me and how fast I am!” Granted it backs it up. But the McLaren has the great turbo sound when approaching you and leaves you with this understated “look how fucking easy this is” note that just says cool to me.

This may be of little comfort, but you didn’t take it too far. Not even remotely. This peckerhead has earned all the scorn, and shade, and sarcasm.