As a Cantonese I can tell you they’re 100% authentic.

It’s called Cheung Fun, likely the one with BBQ pork.

What you really want are the baked pastry BBQ pork puffs. Those are like steamed pork buns x10000

I ask my kids every day-- Caveat.. I don’t ask the eight year old if he got busted when I know he got busted- I don’t want to create opportunities to catch him in a lie... But, my kids have become better communicators from this- It also teaches them to become empathetic. My kids ask how my day was-- How many meetings…

The principal at my kid’s school is a nice guy, sure, with a bald head that looks like a deodorant roll-on, sure, but that doesn’t mean I want him applied to me.

If you don’t want me to order water don’t be a Pepsi only restaurant!

Nigel: You see, most blokes will be charging ten. You’re charging ten here...all the way up.

Nigel: You see, most blokes will be charging ten. You’re charging ten here...all the way up.

I wanted that life size hover craft SO BAD.

For a fee of $10, I will scratch off the last few minutes of the last episode off your disc.

For a fee of $10, I will scratch off the last few minutes of the last episode off your disc.

I think we are all missing the real villain here, which is Diet Pepsi and its companion bullshit drinks.

About the only daily activity I hate more than exercising is sitting in traffic, so while I live 17 miles from work, I intentionally park a 15 minute ride/walk away from work and bike/walk the rest of the way. And as an added bonus, I can park for free on the street and save the $100/month I was paying for a parking…

“Eh, life expentancy is falling and I will probably work until I die. (Also you’re dead how are you asking this.)“

The answer is always NO or None of your business.

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

I have no difficulty cleaning mine, and it’s the best travel mug I’ve ever had. Were you maybe not opening it up all the way? That part doesn’t really explain itself unless you read the directions.

I have no difficulty cleaning mine, and it’s the best travel mug I’ve ever had. Were you maybe not opening it up all…

Came to comments to say this. Third type: those of us who work straight through so we can get home at a reasonable hour and see the kids before bedtime.

This is when it sucks that there is no more Veteran’s Stadium because there would be an actual hellmouth opened when God’s Quarterback entered that place.

If this is real, it’s the epitome of what a bad/unfunny/uncreative writer thinks good/funny writing looks like.


Oh, this. 1,000. I’ll bet her Facebook friends, I mean blog followers, are all telling her “your so funny Luanne. You’re way better than that Amy Shoomer talking about her privates all the time. You should…

Dang it, Jerry

Though she would clearly like to see Dave in one.