The best thing I found is the dry erase marker you use for the white board. Scribble all over the permanent marker with the dry erase and wipe immediately. 

Sir...ma’am, this is a Wendy’s. 

What is a calorie

Who hasn’t yelled ‘pizza’s here’ over your shoulder because you don’t need that judgement from the delivery person that the large is just for you?!

masculinity is a prison and your cousin-in-law is a prison guard

Maybe you should stop writing compliments -- you’re bad at it.

Skip the Bloody Mary and just order a Bloody Caesar

New houses, in-ground pools, expensive vacations...

Funny how this happens the day after names start dropping. check out what kinda of cars the guards have next week

I could be standing in a bucket of Deet, carrying a burning tire in a snowmobile suit soaked in citronella and they will still attack me in droves, my wife could be beside me naked and nothing. And if I get bitten I get huge welts that itch uncontrollably- my wife nope a little bump and maybe one scratch

Can I give this article a star?

10/10

Large binder clips. They’re cheap to free if you can “borrow” them from work and fill all of the job requirements.

Large binder clips. They’re cheap to free if you can “borrow” them from work and fill all of the job requirements.

Amen. Either your taxes are simple and you should do them yourself, or you have a more complicated situation and should have your taxes done by an actual professional like an accountant. I don’t understand the popularity of TurboTax and the like.

If you can’t afford to tip 20% then you can’t afford to eat out.

Call me a soulless millenial corporate shill but I LOVE ordering on that app (or any app). When I want a goofy drink customization I don’t want to have a conversation about it, I just want it written down so that they know exactly what to put in.

so are you saying something shouldn’t be considered a “safe” ingredient if it causes a reaction in a small percentage of people? Peanuts can literally kill people, yet recipes containing peanuts receive nowhere near the backlash MSG does.

I really want “Don’t ever play this song again” to also work

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Embrace the melanin you were born with (or lack thereof), slatter yourself with sunscreen, wear a hat, and look amazing at 60. You’re welcome.

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