I can attest to length==>cynicism. I used to live a quarter mile from work and would walk every day, and work was far more enjoyable. Then I moved 20 miles away to help my parents out with a thing and have a 30 minutes commute and I absolutely hate the drive, and it’s had a very negative impact on my work attitude.…

Lol no. Add a bag of large chocolate chips. Who wants to be healthy when there is chocolate?

A $45 pencil case, $32 keyring. This is bag and contents is something I imagine Portlandia mocking. For a simple $500, you too can be pretentious and have a bag with paper, pens and pencils.

Intentional, systematic transgressions over the course of decades is different from a momentary loss of judgment.

looks absolutely nothing like an arcade cabinet and everything like a computer desk without a keyboard

Wow, IKEA sure isn’t going to last under the abuse an arcade machine takes.

Driving over those tubes causes additional resistance against the tires of the passing cars? That resistance would cause those cars to spend more energy to maintain speed.

Only if you want to be depressed the whole day after. I try not to go to walmarts because it is usually so depressing, both the workers and customers there.

had to read that about 5 times before I got it.

had to read that about 5 times before I got it.

I ask anyone who reads this to continue and shower every day. Specially if you take public transportation or sit in a cubicle farm.

Game Maker: “We have listened to fan complaints and have changes some aspects of our game accordingly.”

You could have saved time and just watched a Mythbusters re-run, they did this years ago, with the vodka at least.

The plural of anecdotes—or rants—is not data.

There are gamers who probably haven’t uttered a single word in MONTHS.

I used to always get sick at potlucks. Then I began to eat before getting there and never got sick again.

Ummm no. I don’t trust other people’s sanitation, food handling practices and cookery.

OK, but why is this the thing you most want to know about? Wouldn’t you rather know what pesticides were used, and how much? Or what “spices” on the ingredient label is supposed to mean? Or the grades the processing plant got in their most recent inspection?

As a Poli Sci graduate, i say i are offended..you are bad stupid.

I hate those four words and I have coworkers who try and use that phrase on me all the damned time. It ends the conversation, because its literal translation is: "I don't understand what your problem is and I don't care." It's the modern office equivalent of "I was just following orders."

I think this is the first time someone has described me as “the media.” I finally made it! My parents will be so proud.