Step 1: Overthink until your mind breaks down to a point of picking one randomly.

None of it matters.

Listeriosis and botulism say yes.

So it’s a cloud-based cloud?

I’ve gotten so tired of recruiters. Without them really telling any details of opportunities, you spend a good 15 minutes talking with them, you send them your resume, then you never hear from them again. Then weeks or months later you get another message from them “Hey, I came across your resume and are working on a…

I haven’t even heard of Amazon Drive / Prime Photos until a couple weeks ago. As soon as I did, I uploaded 230 GB of photos over a few days and now use it as an off-site backup. It’s amazing that it’s included with Amazon Prime!

Fortunately, their comments only translate to 75% of any value.

you say “having too much candy” like it’s a bad thing. this is why we follow the rule of “only buy candy you like to eat,” just in case.

And if you have problems with Acid Reflux if you want to sleep through the night without being awakend whle gagging on bile you should probably not eat before bedtime.

Hell this could be an awesome idea for a gated community, there are already golf course communities, communities with pools, tennis courts, etc... A community with a shared car shop with lifts, tools, and stuff would be an awesome place to live in.

Tell those people to move out so I can be his neighbor. I got a classic car and a bunch of tools.

So you didn’t win?

You mean “jabronois.”

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

These designs are not where I want them to be yet you keep churning them out.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Never broke her smile, and then capped it off with the “we’re just friends” arm pat. Beautiful.

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.