All that comes to mind whenever anyone mentions Necco wafers.

Denver also has legal weed. And while we don’t have as many beer gardens, we do have a billion (approximately) awesome microbrews to choose from.

Conversely, you do not need to drive with your brights on...ALL THE TIME.

Yeah, fuck those Costco guys for paying their employees a living wage! Who do they think they are, human beings? Let’s all support the minimum wage loving, misogynistic, and economy destroying superpower that is Walmart and Sam’s Club!

The irony is that this article is on Gawker. Be sure to print out several copies and leave them around the office.

Mother of God...it’s true.

Or you could just take 15 seconds and Google yourself a solution.

Or you could just use a spreadsheet.

The weather in VA is “average?” Fuck that. Fuck that with a chainsaw...sideways. VA in the Summer was hands down the most miserable I have every felt. And I have lived in AZ.

For the gaming table, I recommend Ambient-Mixer.com.

Because you’ll have calories to waste on exercise when resources get scarce? Right.

We’ve scored some very nice bikes for our family at Play It Again Sports. YMMV based on what’s in stock.

I gotta warn you: That is not a cheap date.

This applies to most things in life. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

My response to these congressmen: Go fuck yourselves with a rusty AR-15 barrel.

Having just flown to LA and visited Disneyland, I can tell you, without one ounce of irony, that Disney’s security made me feel 1000x more secure than the TSA.

As someone that records from home, I say good fucking riddance to those noise-making menaces. Seriously, how bad do you need attention?

It’s called TalkBack and it’s been on Android for some time.

There’s also a reciprocal agreement for a lot of Botanical Gardens around the US.

Call and write your congresspeople. It’s time to repeal the damned 2nd amendment.