Sometimes it’s just dull, but necessary material. Deal with it. Sometimes, you just have to pay attention to what’s going on, even if you don’t want to be there. I’ve actually gotten awards and commendations for my presentations, but I still get people that would rather stare at their phones than do their jobs.

How I dream of the day my kids are older and out of the house, so I can splurge on really awesome kitchenware.

Wow. Little shits like you get washed out of companies so damn fast. I’ve had this conversation a few times:

Ugh, please. Some of us would like to keep our lunches down.

I shall raise a fine micro-brew in your honor when I catch Captain America: Civil War next month.

I shall raise a fine micro-brew in your honor when I catch Captain America: Civil War next month.

Move. You’ll thank me later.

Move. You’ll thank me later.

Unless it’s Alamo Drafthouse, I’m not going. After going there, you are spoiled and the noisy multiplex just doesn’t cut it anymore.

Unless it’s Alamo Drafthouse, I’m not going. After going there, you are spoiled and the noisy multiplex just doesn’t…

Totally need to watch Pleasantville with my kids.

Occupational therapy for my Asperigian kid. Insurance does jack shit for ASD treatment and OT is expensive and long-term. We had to take out a home equity line of credit to pay for it.

There’s this plugin for Chrome (for those of us not...ahem...cool enough for the Mac).

It only works if you have that awesome pimp-hat.

One of the few upsides to being a contract programmer is that I’m never asked to come in on weekends or stay late for deployments. I hit 40 hours and out the door I go. The employees all look like they’re about to drop dead.

The baby would still make a better President than Drumpf.

Nope, nope, and nope. Every divorced couple I know had the “yours/mine/ours” mentality.

Why would a city need to pass cover?

BMW vs Sport Bikes? Let the battle for the ultimate road asshole begin!

Still a better king than Joffrey.

Audiobooks. I’ve been doing history books lately. Learning something and not fretting my commute.

I guess with Mythbusters going off the air, their stuff is fair game?

I’ve never understood why some Asian companies fail to spell their names phonetically when moving into Western markets. They don’t share an alphabet, so why not make it easy as possible to pronounce?